omg come back king we miss u <//3
CG: THE ACTUAL FUCKING DAVE STRIDER?
CG: HOW THE FUCK CAN WE BE SO GODDAMN SURE, UNLESS YOU HAVE FUCKING PROOF THAT I CANNOT SEE YOUR INSUFFERABLE HUMAN RACE HAVING
CG: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PROOF, DAVE HUMAN
(I am so fucking sorry I had to-)